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Post by GLX on Apr 6, 2019 15:17:30 GMT
WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP (WINNER TAKES ALL)
Ronda Rousey (c)
WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman) (c)
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
Daniel Bryan (c)
WWE US CHAMPIONSHIP
Rey Mysterio
WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Finn Balor
WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
The IIconics
WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
The Usos (c)
NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH
Triple H
ANGLE'S RETIREMENT MATCH
Kurt Angle
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH
The Miz
AJ Styles
Roman Reigns
ANDRE THE GIANT BATTLE ROYAL (KICKOFF)
Braun Strowman
WOMEN'S BATTLE ROYAL (KICKOFF)
Mandy Rose
WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP (KICKOFF)
Buddy Murphy (c)
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Post by GLX on Apr 6, 2019 15:24:16 GMT
And now...the second and final interview to mark the first CPWF World Title match:
Joining me at this time is the winner of Bracket B in the CPWF Road to the Gold tournament - Lord Simian!
Lord Simian, what has the road to the CPWF World Title match been like?
Lord Simian:
Well, it's certainly been tougher than my next match will be. But getting to go up against Troy, it's always fun to test yourself against your brothers. Gets the competitive spirit going. Not that Zechs'll know what that means...
You and Troy are the Monkey World Order or the MWO. What is Monkey World Order all about?
The Monkey World Order is a brotherhood, family not in blood, but a bond forged amongst the faithful in . You've heard of the New World Order, the Latino World Order, the Blue World Order...
Amateurs.
They all tried, failed, and died because of human egos. The mWo lives forever because the Simian Peoples don't need ego. We're already naturally fabulous.
As your brother Troy prepares for a match against GHERU and jephd for a future title shot, have you given him any advice going into such a big match?
Yeah. Don't let the Family down.
But no, not really. Troy's a professional, he's focused and determined to wear gold someday, so I have faith he'll succeed in his match.
It's just to bad that he's going to work so hard to earn this title shot, only for me to have to crush his dreams of wearing gold, but you know. There can be only one champ, and it's good ta be da king.
Your opponent for the title will be Zechs. During the last year of the OHWF, he won the OHWF title, and the Money in the Bank contract for a future title shot. What's your mindset in preparation for whatever Zechs might have up his sleeves?
Up his sleeves? I'm still not certain he's even gonna be there. It's not an exaggeration, go back and look at the history books. The last THREE times Zechs has had to face me one on one... he has no-showed. He's full of talk, but when you get right down to it, he fears me more than he does any other.
And he should. I'm a former OHWF champ too. I'm also the greatest OHWF15 in history. And I was the inaugural Monkey In The Bank ladder match winner. Nobody said there wasn't a REASON he was afraid of me.
So if he shows, if he doesn't... makes no real difference. The Lord of the Monkeys has already WON this tournament. If Zechs decides to crash my coronation... then we can spare a couple of seconds to crush him.
Looking at the Second Chance Tournament, your belief going into Wrestlemania is that you and Troy will meet in the follow PPV's main event for the CPWF World Title. Considering a future in which you win, but Troy does not, would you be concerned with facing either GHERU or jephd?
RU is always a challenge, always. And you and all the humanoids out there have seen my wars with 'Lil Jephy over my OHWF15 title . I wouldn't say the word "concerned", because that implies that I could lose. But they'd definitely both be excellent competitors to go up against.
From your perspective, why should those that are not involved in this match cheer for you become the first CPWF World Champion?
From my perspective, there's simply no other choice. If my prediction is correct, my opponent won't show up, and there's no match; just my coronation. If my prediction is wrong, and my opponent shows up... who would one rather cheer for as the new champion? The righful winner, the chosen of , the Lord of the Monkeys? Or an alcohol soaked I AM A FOOLISH FOOL!!!? A "man" who lives in fear that Thomas Jane and DC Comics will find and hurt him?
There's no choice but to cheer for me as I take my rightful place as champion at Wrestlemania.
After all... it's what's best for business.
Finally, what would you like to say to Zechs before the match?
Drunkypants, you have a choice. You can either prove you're a coward, and stay home... or you can actually show up for your big match for once, in which case... you'll prove that you're a dummy. Because I am walking out of Mania with my championship. If you actually shock the world and show up, I'm gonna have to hurt you. I'm gonna have to break your limbs, destroy your spirit, commit such violence on your body that you shit your britches. Is that what you want? To be beaten, humiliated, AND titleless?
No. Just do what your normally do. Stay home, drink yourself into oblivion, remain titleless, remain a coward... and still shit your britches but this time do it in the privacy of your own den of cowardice. Don't force me to make you cry on the grandest stage of them all.
Because I will. And I'll love every second of it.
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Post by jephd on Apr 6, 2019 17:07:09 GMT
The matches:
WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP (WINNER TAKES ALL)
Becky Lynch
WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
. Seth Rollins
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
Kofi Kingston
I think one of the 2 men's championships ends with the champ losing but retaining by champs advantage
WWE US CHAMPIONSHIP
Samoa Joe (c)
WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Demon Finn Balor
WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Sasha Banks and Bayley (c) but I think either lita and trish or Duke and shafir may make themselves known.
WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Aleister Black & Ricochet
NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH
Triple H
If Triple H loses, his in-ring career is over.
ANGLE'S RETIREMENT MATCH
Kurt Angle
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH
The Miz after Shane drops off something high up
. AJ Styles
Roman Reigns
ANDRE THE GIANT BATTLE ROYAL (KICKOFF)
SNL's Colin Jost and Michael Che,
WOMEN'S BATTLE ROYAL (KICKOFF)
Lacey Evans
WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP (KICKOFF)
Buddy Murphy (c)
Ryder/Hawkins (because we can't have nice things)
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Post by Grayson on Apr 6, 2019 17:32:06 GMT
WWE Raw AND Smackdown Women's Championship Match - Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch
WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match - Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Kofi Kingston
WWE Universal Championship Match - Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman) (c) vs. Seth Rollins
WWE Intercontinental Championship Match - Bobby Lashley (c) vs. The Demon King Finn Balor
WWE Women's Tag Team Championship Match - The Boss 'n' Hug Connection (c) vs. The IIconics vs. Nia Jax and Tamina Snuka vs. Natalya and Beth Phoenix
WWE United States Championship Match - Samoa Joe (c) vs. Rey Mysterio
WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championship - The Usos (c) vs. The Bar vs. Aleister Black & Ricochet vs. Rusev & Shinsuke Nakamura
WWE Raw Tag Team Championship - The Revival (c) vs Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins
Batista vs. Triple H
Kurt Angle vs. Baron Corbin John Cena who attacks Baron Corbin during Corbin's entrance and delivers an AA on the stage before running the full 3/4 mile ramp to the ring with his old "Word Life" theme song.
The Miz vs. Shane McMahon
Randy Orton vs. AJ Styles
Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal - EC3
Women's Battle Royal - Asuka
WWE Cruiserweight Championship - Buddy Murphy (c) vs. Tony Nese
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Post by pastajoe on Apr 6, 2019 20:08:47 GMT
WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP (WINNER TAKES ALL)
Becky Lynch
WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Seth Rollins
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
Daniel Bryan (c)
WWE US CHAMPIONSHIP
Samoa Joe (c)
WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Finn Balor
WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Natalya and Beth Phoenix
WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
The Usos (c)
NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH
Triple H
ANGLE'S RETIREMENT MATCH
Kurt Angle
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH
The Miz
Randy Orton
Drew McIntyre
ANDRE THE GIANT BATTLE ROYAL (KICKOFF)
Braun Strowman
WOMEN'S BATTLE ROYAL (KICKOFF)
Lacey Evans
WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Buddy Murphy (c)
Ryder/Hawkins
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Post by Zechs on Apr 6, 2019 20:58:24 GMT
Coronation? This is bad comedy.
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Post by lordsimian on Apr 6, 2019 23:00:59 GMT
Coronation? This is bad comedy. You made that joke last month. Didn't get pity laughs then, either. But whatever makes you happy, because tomorrow night, you sure as hell won't be... |
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Post by Zechs on Apr 7, 2019 2:33:45 GMT
Coronation? This is bad comedy. You made that joke last month. Didn't get pity laughs then, either. But whatever makes you happy, because tomorrow night, you sure as hell won't be... Oh, but I will be Simian. I will be the one holding that belt in the air over your defeated form. Call it a spoiler for next year's Godzilla vs. movie. The ape will lose. |
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Post by lordsimian on Apr 7, 2019 3:22:45 GMT
You made that joke last month. Didn't get pity laughs then, either. But whatever makes you happy, because tomorrow night, you sure as hell won't be... Oh, but I will be Simian. I will be the one holding that belt in the air over your defeated form. Call it a spoiler for next year's Godzilla vs. movie. The ape will lose. If that's what you need to tell yourself, if it's all that gives you courage to step into the ring, then go ahead; lie to yourself all you want. We both know you have no chance. No chance in Hell. Destiny awaits us all. My destiny is to stand atop the world as Champion. Yours? Well. Yours involves crying, shame, and failure. Just like your last date. |
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Post by GHERU on Apr 7, 2019 15:34:42 GMT
WWE RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP (WINNER TAKES ALL)
Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch
WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Brock Lesnar (with Paul Heyman) (c) vs. Seth Rollins
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Kofi Kingston
WWE US CHAMPIONSHIP
Samoa Joe (c) vs. Rey Mysterio
WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Bobby Lashley (c) vs. Finn Balor
WWE WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
Sasha Banks and Bayley (c) vs. The IIconics vs. Nia Jax and Tamina Snuka vs. Natalya and Beth Phoenix
WWE SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
The Usos (c) vs. The Bar vs. Aleister Black & Ricochet vs. Rusev & Shinsuke Nakamura
NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH
Batista vs. Triple H
If Triple H loses, his in-ring career is over.
ANGLE'S RETIREMENT MATCH
Kurt Angle vs. Baron Corbin
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH
The Miz vs. Shane McMahon
Randy Orton vs. AJ Styles
Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre
ANDRE THE GIANT BATTLE ROYAL (KICKOFF)
Braun Strowman, SNL's Colin Jost and Michael Che, Andrade, Apollo Crews, Titus O'Neil, Tyler Breeze, Jinder Mahal, No Way Jose, Bobby Roode, Chad Gable, Kalisto, Gran Metalik, Lince Dorado, Bo Dallas, Curtis Axel, Heath Slater, Rhyno, Viktor, Konnor, Ali, Shelton Benjamin, Luke Gallows, Karl Anderson, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Otis, Tucker, and EC3
WOMEN'S BATTLE ROYAL (KICKOFF)
Asuka, Carmella, Naomi, Lana, Mandy Rose, Sonya Deville, Nikki Cross, Dana Brooke, Ruby Riott, Liv Morgan, Sarah Logan, Mickie James and Zelina Vega
WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP (KICKOFF)
Buddy Murphy (c) vs. Tony Nese
The Revival vs Ryder/Hawkins
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Post by frag2 on Apr 7, 2019 19:12:21 GMT
Becky Lynch - 15
Seth Rollins - 5
Kofi Kingston - 7
Samoa Joe (c) - 14
Finn Balor - 16
Sasha Banks and Bayley - 9
The Usos - 10
Triple H -12
Kurt Angle - 13
Braun Strowman -2
The Miz -11
AJ Styles - 6
Roman Reigns - 8
Lacey Evans - 1
Buddy Murphy (c) - 4
Ryder/Hawkins - 3
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Post by GLX on Apr 7, 2019 19:47:09 GMT
Results will go up on Monday.
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Post by lordsimian on Apr 7, 2019 22:48:53 GMT
Becky Lynch - 15 Seth Rollins - 5 Kofi Kingston - 7 Samoa Joe (c) - 14 Finn Balor - 16 Sasha Banks and Bayley - 9 The Usos - 10 Triple H -12 Kurt Angle - 13 Braun Strowman -2 The Miz -11 AJ Styles - 6 Roman Reigns - 8 Lacey Evans - 1 Buddy Murphy (c) - 4 Ryder/Hawkins - 3 Oh, Frag, you didn't need to stress point values. I know it seems weird to ya, but you're not competing for a championship.  |
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Post by Zechs on Apr 7, 2019 23:59:44 GMT
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Post by lordsimian on Apr 8, 2019 0:07:45 GMT
So, a quick check with my old enemy, MATHEMATICS, tells us that we have a new Champion. From here out the rest of the night, Zechs and I have the same picks. Pointwise, IF we pick every match correctly together from here out, I'll finish with 120 points to Zechs's 105.
I told you, Zechs. Now get the fuck out of my ring! This is MY moment!
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