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Post by Scintillant-He/Him on Feb 11, 2019 19:19:20 GMT
Ever want a place to spew a full series of bile, stupidity and cussing as you endure an experience or project but maybe not subject others in (for example) the Everyday Thread to the horror-? This is the place for you!
making this for me but anyone can also use, lol.
After the amount of THOUGHTS i had during my inhumane poetry venture last night/this morning along with the fact that I tended to have threads like these in previous places, I figured it would be a good idea to just make one for all, Lol.
TL; DR, kind of a venting thread, I guess, but not just for negatives.
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Post by Amoebas on Feb 11, 2019 20:07:20 GMT
I get so frustrated when my footman places the dinner fork inside the salad fork. I mean, C'MON!  Is this really that difficult!!!   |
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Post by achilles on Feb 11, 2019 20:27:25 GMT
I get so frustrated when my footman places the dinner fork inside the salad fork. I mean, C'MON! Is this really that difficult!!! You think that's a problem? Try dealing with evil mutant minions! Mutant pissed off flounder may sound nice, but damn, they're hard to wrangle, and getting them to complete an evil task is practically impossible, they keep on getting distracted by shiny objects... |
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Post by Amoebas on Feb 11, 2019 20:43:24 GMT
I get so frustrated when my footman places the dinner fork inside the salad fork. I mean, C'MON! Is this really that difficult!!! You think that's a problem? Try dealing with evil mutant minions! Mutant pissed off flounder may sound nice, but damn, they're hard to wrangle, and getting them to complete an evil task is practically impossible, they keep on getting distracted by shiny objects... Oh yeah? Let's see you make it through an evenings repast with the Dutchess of Kensington and her Viceroy without the goddamn third dinner spoon!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2019 22:00:34 GMT
Achilles.
That godfucking-shitheaded-pooeating-foureyed-bigheaded-pedofilic-godforesaken-pissdrinking-assfucking-homofilic-beerbellied-mophaired-cronical-heroinaddicted-tetanussuffering-monkeyassed-cocksucking-hepatitisinfected-gangreneinfested-pimplefaced-bugeyed-gasolineinhaling-cokewhore cunt!
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Post by achilles on Feb 12, 2019 0:16:53 GMT
Achilles. That godfucking-shitheaded-pooeating-foureyed-bigheaded-pedofilic-godforesaken-pissdrinking-assfucking-homofilic-beerbellied-mophaired-cronical-heroinaddicted-tetanussuffering-monkeyassed-cocksucking-hepatitisinfected-gangreneinfested-pimplefaced-bugeyed-gasolineinhaling-cokewhore cunt! Trump? |
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Post by achilles on Feb 12, 2019 0:18:01 GMT
You think that's a problem? Try dealing with evil mutant minions! Mutant pissed off flounder may sound nice, but damn, they're hard to wrangle, and getting them to complete an evil task is practically impossible, they keep on getting distracted by shiny objects... Oh yeah? Let's see you make it through an evenings repast with the Dutchess of Kensington and her Viceroy without the goddamn third dinner spoon!!!No thanks. I mostly have dinner with the Duke of Earl, and the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2019 0:22:31 GMT
Achilles. That godfucking-shitheaded-pooeating-foureyed-bigheaded-pedofilic-godforesaken-pissdrinking-assfucking-homofilic-beerbellied-mophaired-cronical-heroinaddicted-tetanussuffering-monkeyassed-cocksucking-hepatitisinfected-gangreneinfested-pimplefaced-bugeyed-gasolineinhaling-cokewhore cunt! Trump? You are actually President Trump? This explains much. |
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Post by achilles on Feb 12, 2019 0:43:59 GMT
You are actually President Trump? This explains much. Oh, no, sorry, I thought YOU were Trump. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2019 0:55:27 GMT
You are actually President Trump? This explains much. Oh, no, sorry, I thought YOU were Trump. Now now, Mr. President. You have to take it easy before your trip to Australia. |
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Post by achilles on Feb 12, 2019 1:08:06 GMT
Oh, no, sorry, I thought YOU were Trump. Now now, Mr. President. You have to take it easy before your trip to Australia. Sorry, can't go, you'll have to go instead. Take some selfies with those deadly snakes and crocs, and sharks and spiders. Send me a postcard. Let me know how Australia seems to you. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2019 1:23:54 GMT
Now now, Mr. President. You have to take it easy before your trip to Australia. Sorry, can't go, you'll have to go instead. Take some selfies with those deadly snakes and crocs, and sharks and spiders. Send me a postcard. Let me know how Australia seems to you. It is a lovely country. Love it every time I go. |
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Post by Scintillant-He/Him on Feb 12, 2019 3:03:56 GMT
Achilles. That godfucking-shitheaded-pooeating-foureyed-bigheaded-pedofilic-godforesaken-pissdrinking-assfucking-homofilic-beerbellied-mophaired-cronical-heroinaddicted-tetanussuffering-monkeyassed-cocksucking-hepatitisinfected-gangreneinfested-pimplefaced-bugeyed-gasolineinhaling-cokewhore cunt! That's the spirit, lads! 👍 XD |
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Post by Amoebas on Feb 16, 2019 2:26:45 GMT
Politics - what the fuck! Amiright?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2019 3:17:31 GMT
Politics - what the fuck! Amiright? “Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term limits ain't going to do any good; you're just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. So, maybe, maybe, maybe, it's not the politicians who suck. Maybe something else sucks around here... like, the public. Yeah, the public sucks. There's a nice campaign slogan for somebody: 'The Public Sucks. Fuck Hope.” ~George Carlin |
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